The School of Codyism's definitions

Columbian Rock Climbing

The act of snorting multiple lines of crack with each line increasing in length.

"Hey, the boys and I are Columbian rock climbing. Wanna join?"

by The School of Codyism May 7, 2025

Midget Stack

When one midget rides on the shoulders of another midget to look like a normal person.

Two midgets decided to midget stack to get on a rollercoaster.

by The School of Codyism December 31, 2017

Gooch-squatch

When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.

The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.

by The School of Codyism July 13, 2021