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Definitions by The School of Codyism

Columbian Rock Climbing 

The act of snorting multiple lines of crack with each line increasing in length.
"Hey, the boys and I are Columbian rock climbing. Wanna join?"

Gooch-squatch

When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.
The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.

Midget Stack 

When one midget rides on the shoulders of another midget to look like a normal person.
Two midgets decided to midget stack to get on a rollercoaster.