The Satanic Toast's definitions

Boyfriend

Something you clearly don't have if you're looking it up on this site.

Me: OMG, no way, you don't have a boyfriend.

Chelsea: Not like you have one either

Me: You got me with that one

Chelsea: Checkmate bitch

by The Satanic Toast December 16, 2022

So adorable

Dogs

Dogs are so adorable

by The Satanic Toast December 18, 2022