The Sass Attack's definitions

Doorknob

A spectacularly impressive dancer, one who is able to dance (read: do the Twist) with ease and aplomb.

"He's such a doorknob! Did you say the way he was moving on that dance floor?"

by The Sass Attack May 21, 2010

Shoonk

Any object, person, or place. Anything.

"Look at that shoonker. How much do you think he paid for it?"

"My shoonk is all messed up today."

"I put my books on that shoonk over there."

by The Sass Attack May 21, 2010