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King Bovinus XII is the true lord of this earth, he is what we would call In modern times a man cow. He ruled this earth thousands of years ago when cows ruled the earth and humans were their slaves. However some rose up against him and defeated him and he was banished to the unknown realm. He shall return though, the bison preacher shall prepare the way, baptising us in milk. This will indicate the immediate return of his highness who will arrive and baptise us in fire. Any of those who persecute the cow species in the present day will be drowned in the great milk flood which will follow after his return but those loyal to his cause will ride with him in his mighty ark. They will then be saved on the day of grazing when his highness, King Bovinus XII, shall judge the whole human race and put to death all who do not follow him.
King Bovinus XII shall return and we will all be judged on the day of grazing....Are you saved?
by The Rustler March 20, 2017
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Isa European Badger Man is the lead Hybrid of Europe. He was the first hybrid in Europe ever to have been created. Some thought at the time that a badger was a strange animal for a human to merge with. However years later people have seen the benefits of a human/badger hybrid as European Badger Man has become one of the most influential and iconic political leaders of the world.
Have you ever met a leader who is as iconic and influential as European Badger Man?
by The Rustler June 10, 2017
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