Definitions by The Riftalope
pole walker
1. public- Men that have a long package that swings around in their pants as they walk. Not to be mistaken for simple loose underwear, as many onlookers assume there's a large soft penis, even when it's all testicle movement. An actual pole walker shows a tripod-like front and back swing and one obvious source in the middle.
2. Simiprivate- Having an erection while walking (usually fast). Often done in the morning to the bathroom, or in the gym lockers. Mostly done with some attempts to hide the penis or with hopes to be unnoticed.
2. Simiprivate- Having an erection while walking (usually fast). Often done in the morning to the bathroom, or in the gym lockers. Mostly done with some attempts to hide the penis or with hopes to be unnoticed.
Sherri only talks to the pole walkers she can spot from the end of the mall.
I know to get out of the way of the urinals when somebody in the lockers calls out, "Pole walker!"
I know to get out of the way of the urinals when somebody in the lockers calls out, "Pole walker!"
pole walker by The Riftalope November 10, 2008
Wookie Call
1."What was in that chilli? Slow down and open the window. I think it's time for a Wookie Call."
2."Did you hear that Wookie Call when the bus went by?"
2."Did you hear that Wookie Call when the bus went by?"
Wookie Call by The Riftalope March 31, 2007