Definitions by The Real Adonis

Orbellian 

Used to describe an entirely inappropriate statement or action, in any context, but particularly in situations where the offender is massively inebriated.

Offender, at party, to group: "You know any girl that doesn't slap you after telling her how you would like to jizz on her date is a girl worth spending more time with."
Observer, to friend: "Well, that was orbellian."

Orbellian by The Real Adonis September 25, 2007

Dahled 

To be trashed (wasted) and/or hungover. To be dahled is evidence of a big night in progress (giveaway: chewing own lips) or completed (giveaway: asleep at desk).

"He's totally dahled. Look at the size of those pupils!" or "I was thoroughly dahled last night. "

Dahled by The Real Adonis January 15, 2004