Definitions by The Ranting Kid Rants

when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs 

a lyric in the son gaston from beauty in the beast that some people remix

P1: How are you so fit?

P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

P1: oh ok

when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs by The Ranting Kid Rants May 5, 2018

Retard 

Slang for a jake pauler,logang pauler, or team 10 fan

P1: Ima A Jake pauler
P2 You're a complete retard gtfo out of my face
P1: *Autism intensifies*

Retard by The Ranting Kid Rants August 16, 2017