Definitions by The Raize

Dunkelbumser 

Someone so ugly that they only have sex in the dark.
From the german words "Dunkel" (dark) and bumser (fucker)

-Andrew said he can only get laid if the chicks can't see him too well
-Yeah, he's such a Dunkelbumser lmao

Dunkelbumser by The Raize February 2, 2019