Definitions by The Puritan

Anilingus 

Getting the shit in the wrong hole!

You gave her anilingus -- brave boy!

Anilingus by The Puritan April 24, 2005

Petting

The lesser sexual activities - often everything - squeezing, kissing, etc. - except for putting the dick in the pussy.

They engage in heavy petting.

Petting by The Puritan April 24, 2005

sonofabitch 

George W Bush, President of the USA.

There is only one original sonofabitch -- George W. Bush.

sonofabitch by The Puritan April 24, 2005