The Puritan's definitions

sonofabitch

George W Bush, President of the USA.

There is only one original sonofabitch -- George W. Bush.

by The Puritan April 24, 2005

Anilingus

Getting the shit in the wrong hole!

You gave her anilingus -- brave boy!

by The Puritan April 24, 2005

Petting

The lesser sexual activities - often everything - squeezing, kissing, etc. - except for putting the dick in the pussy.

They engage in heavy petting.

by The Puritan April 24, 2005