The Professor of sadness's definitions

Velichin

A retards way to say vehicle.

Guy 1: Dude you seen that velichin?
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 1: Yeah that driving thing right there *points*.
Guy 2: You mean vehicle, you fucking idiot?!

by The Professor of sadness May 12, 2021

Autodoofen

Dr. Doofenshmirtz when he finally ends himself without an inator.

Perry the platypus came barging in and found Dr. Doofenshmirtz on the ground, he had done an autodoofen, leaving Perry the platypus to masturbate alone.

by The Professor of sadness February 16, 2021