Definitions by The Power, the Power to Read

wingwoman

The same thing as a wingman, but for women, as the name implies.

Katie: Ugh, I feel like I'm getting nowhere with Joseph!
Carrie: Well, let me help you! I'm a pretty good wingwoman after all.

wingwoman by The Power, the Power to Read January 9, 2025

Girl Blast 

When a girl gotta fart, BIG TIME.

Girl 1: Wasn’t Lily just in the bathroom a minute ago?
Girl 2: Yeah, but she has some REAL bad Girl Blasts.
Girl 1: Oh. So…I’ll just wait until I get home to wash my hands…

Girl Blast by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023

Girl Blast 

When a girl farts, a LOT.

Girl 1: Did you hear that?
Girl 2: Hear what?
Girl 1: Holly’s got yet another case of the “Girl Blasts”. She’s gonna be there for a while.
Girl 2: That’s the fifth time this week! She really needs to stop eating tacos.

Girl Blast by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023

Thirsty 

A word for a girl who desperately wants to date somebody, or have sex.

Girl 1: Oh my god…Chad is so hot…
Girl 2: Seriously Girl 1? You’re so thirsty.
Girl 1: What? He’s just so dreamy…
Girl 2: Ugh.

Thirsty by The Power, the Power to Read August 9, 2023

Villainess

A woman who commits overwhelmingly horrible acts.

Girl: GOSH, Jennifer is such a villain!
Nerd: Um, actually she is a villainESS.

Villainess by The Power, the Power to Read April 20, 2023