The Poker Professor's definitions
Poker terminology. Used to describe a player who matches any bet regardless of the odds stacked against them to win the hand.
"I bet $50."
"I call."
"I bet $100."
"I call."
"What do you have? I have three of a kind, Aces."
"Oh. Busted straight. Thought I'd hit my three outter on the river, then I wanted to see what you had."
"What a callbox."
"I call."
"I bet $100."
"I call."
"What do you have? I have three of a kind, Aces."
"Oh. Busted straight. Thought I'd hit my three outter on the river, then I wanted to see what you had."
"What a callbox."
by The Poker Professor May 1, 2006
Get the callboxmug. Comination of donk and tard. Usually used in poker, it is primarily aimed to give added emphasis to the degree of how inept a player's skill set is. Likewise, it can also be expanded to the realm of daily life to critique whenever a person does something that, for lack of a better phrase, is utterly and completely stupid.
For Poker: Wow, four people push all-in preflop in a $75 tourney and he called with 2 3 offsuit? What a donktard.
For life: She drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? What a donktard.
For life: She drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? What a donktard.
by The Poker Professor August 29, 2008
Get the Donktardmug.