The Poetess's definitions

Preemptification

The state of trying to do something before the consequences of said action are fully known.
see also stupidity and sex

Lisa blamed preemptification for the mishap with the blow torch.

by The Poetess November 2, 2003

solar flares

Pants of the large and bright variety. The pants often are larger at the bottom than the top.

Rachel, in her solar flares and baby tee made quite a scene on her way to the buffet line.

by The Poetess November 2, 2003