Bill- "Hey Tim, how was your date with Smurfette last night?"
Tim- "It was pretty swell, after dinner i tool her back to my place and did some smunching. She wailed like an ox."
Tim- "It was pretty swell, after dinner i tool her back to my place and did some smunching. She wailed like an ox."
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Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"
Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."
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Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."
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Joe felt bad about harvesting his prisoner's organs on the black market, so he decided to make her a Scooby-Doo Milkshake to cheer her up.
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