The Pimp's Bologna's definitions

Skanal

The act of combining two of America's greatest past times: anal sex and skittles.

Skanal is known to be an office party favorite.

by The Pimp's Bologna February 3, 2009

Scooby-Doo Milkshake

When someone cums into a blender, then mixes in chocolate syrup and their personal toenail clippings, then feeds it to the person they are keeping captive in their basement.

Joe felt bad about harvesting his prisoner's organs on the black market, so he decided to make her a Scooby-Doo Milkshake to cheer her up.

by The Pimp's Bologna January 21, 2008

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.

Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"

by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008