Definitions by The Piguana

crack monkey

A crack monkey is a person you see at a sleazy bar, or just walking in the bad part of town who's addicted to crack. You can always tell them by their call -- "Hey man, do you think you could spare a dollar?". By definition, a crack monkey should be of african-american descent, but sometimes this can be overlooked.

That damned crack monkey asked if he could borrow three dollars to he could get on the city bus.

crack monkey by The Piguana April 14, 2006