A gringa (white female) who desperately wants to be or be taken for a Latina. Often seeking out the company of Latino gang members or drugs dealers (thus the "juana-be" suffix instead of the standard "wannabe") to further the image. See "Weeds" on Showtime for a popular fictional example.
That chick over there in the sequined shirt calls herself Juanita, but her real name is Joanne and she's from the suburbs. She's just another latinajuanabe looking to steal one of our men.
An internet site or presence that is more significant than an ordinary web"site." A complex website that offers myriad opportunities for cross-communication and fertilization of new ideas, concepts, constructs, and philosophies.
I just spend seven hours in the chat rooms of the hallway of hackers on the Everythinginexistence.com webplex.
Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.
I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.
Buy a
keyboard condom
mug!
Having dinner with your significant other or close friend, each eating the same dish at the same time, while video Skyping.
I had a romantic, candlelit Hungry Man Turkey Skynner with my b.f. last night.
A combination of the words "redundant" and "alike" defining itself and other unnecessary combinations of two or more words to create a third new word that is absolutely superfluous to the language.
"Chillax" is the latest in an unending flood of redundalikes that people who are not cool overuse to prove that they are cool, and able to "chill" and "relax.
