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Definitions by The Pig Farmer's Grandson

Skypology (-ize)

To offer a video apology via Skype to someone you've offended.
I accused my girlfriend of cheating on me, but I had to (offer a) Skypology (-ize) when I found out the guy she was hanging out with was just an unattractive cousin.

latinajuanabe 

A gringa (white female) who desperately wants to be or be taken for a Latina. Often seeking out the company of Latino gang members or drugs dealers (thus the "juana-be" suffix instead of the standard "wannabe") to further the image. See "Weeds" on Showtime for a popular fictional example.
That chick over there in the sequined shirt calls herself Juanita, but her real name is Joanne and she's from the suburbs. She's just another latinajuanabe looking to steal one of our men.
A typographical error made while using thumbs only to text mesage. Similar to a typo, or typographical error.
Did you mean to write guck you? No, sorry, that was a thumbo.

objectively attractive 

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.
Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2009

webicide 

Removing oneself from all social networking sites, closing out all of one's e-mail accounts, using a nontexting cell phone or analog phone. Essentially ending all possibilities of internet communication with you by electronic means by committing WEBICIDE. Not to be confused with those individuals who have committed actual suicide and live-streamed or you tubed the act online.
X shut down his Facebook, Twitter, My Space, Linked In, and all e-mail accounts to start the process of webicide. X will only communicate with others by using an analog telephone, snail mail, and in person.
webicide by The Pig Farmer's Grandson September 24, 2009