12 definitions by The Pig Farmer's Grandson

Activity undertaken by your dog while being walked, in which he or she stops to smell every object, from microscopic to gargantuan, when you're in a rush or already late for an important occasion.
I would have been on time, but my goddamn dog was investisniffing everything on my block.
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A typographical error made while using thumbs only to text mesage. Similar to a typo, or typographical error.
Did you mean to write guck you? No, sorry, that was a thumbo.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 4, 2009
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An internet site or presence that is more significant than an ordinary web"site." A complex website that offers myriad opportunities for cross-communication and fertilization of new ideas, concepts, constructs, and philosophies.
I just spend seven hours in the chat rooms of the hallway of hackers on the Everythinginexistence.com webplex.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson August 24, 2010
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A gringa (white female) who desperately wants to be or be taken for a Latina. Often seeking out the company of Latino gang members or drugs dealers (thus the "juana-be" suffix instead of the standard "wannabe") to further the image. See "Weeds" on Showtime for a popular fictional example.
That chick over there in the sequined shirt calls herself Juanita, but her real name is Joanne and she's from the suburbs. She's just another latinajuanabe looking to steal one of our men.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 24, 2009
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Removing oneself from all social networking sites, closing out all of one's e-mail accounts, using a nontexting cell phone or analog phone. Essentially ending all possibilities of internet communication with you by electronic means by committing WEBICIDE. Not to be confused with those individuals who have committed actual suicide and live-streamed or you tubed the act online.
X shut down his Facebook, Twitter, My Space, Linked In, and all e-mail accounts to start the process of webicide. X will only communicate with others by using an analog telephone, snail mail, and in person.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson September 25, 2009
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