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An obscure religion in which its followers promise to floss thrice a day, or otherwise incur the wrath of the Floss God, who will 'smite them down with rotten teeth all year round.'
I promise to floss thrice a day, for I am a follower of Flossophy.
by The Phlosophist October 18, 2015
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