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Penis wider than it is long.
My hoitsma hurts!
by The Panzerknacker October 07, 2003

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A middle-aged asian woman who has a very stereotypical japanese accent and can only say one of the following phrases:
1. Oooh so many peerole!
2. Prees shut da door agin sank you!
3. Oooh yesh. ^___^
4. Ooh herro! ^___^
Hey, check out Tanaka's Mom, she's one sexy bastard!
by The Panzerknacker October 07, 2003

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An expression of excitement and/or orgasmic pleasure.
Keyai! We're getting a ride from Tanaka's mom.
by The Panzerknacker October 07, 2003

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