Definitions by The Panzerknacker

Hoitsma 

Penis wider than it is long.

My hoitsma hurts!

Hoitsma by The Panzerknacker October 7, 2003

Keyai 

An expression of excitement and/or orgasmic pleasure.

Keyai! We're getting a ride from Tanaka's mom.

Keyai by The Panzerknacker October 7, 2003

Tanakas-Mom 

A middle-aged asian woman who has a very stereotypical japanese accent and can only say one of the following phrases:
1. Oooh so many peerole!
2. Prees shut da door agin sank you!
3. Oooh yesh. ^___^
4. Ooh herro! ^___^

Hey, check out Tanaka's Mom, she's one sexy bastard!

Tanakas-Mom by The Panzerknacker October 7, 2003