Definitions by The Pants of Doom

sempron 

AMD's low end chip, meant to replace the Duron. It is made to compete with Intel's Celeron D.

The Sempron 2500+ runs at about 1.7 ghz.

sempron by The Pants of Doom December 31, 2004

uberwaffle 

A waffle that surpasses other waffles in quality, mass, and flavor.

I had the uberwaffle yesterday.

uberwaffle by The Pants of Doom December 8, 2004