Definitions by The Other Cousin

Matt 

1. The cousin that’s the reason you stay away from family reunions

2. An absolute ass

3. Starts fights on Facebook

4. Knows everything already so didn’t need to go to college.

5. Hates plants and judges your life choices

Person 1: what’s your family like?

Person 2: well… we got a Matt

Matt by The Other Cousin July 21, 2021