Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)
Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"
by The Original Fin January 21, 2015
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Maine

The only place in the United States (and most likely the world), that there exists people that are both Democratic and Redneck.
Guy 1:"Why the fuck does that massive Ford truck have both a "God Bless our Troops" and a "Vote Obama 2012" bumper sticker?"
Guy 2:"We are in Maine, Jeff"
by The Original Fin September 12, 2015
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