Someone that claims to have gotten street smart from growing up on the back streets of somewhere like Orange County or Montana or claims to be a student of human behavior to sound more alert, studious and socially conscious than they actually are, since they're always asking people around them what the fuck is going on. All this is really a defense mechanism to hide the dork beneath the surface. Another one of their favorite defense mechanisms is to imitate someone that other people might describe as unbearable, thinking that by imitating somebody like that, they become somebody like that in actuality.
The poser was none of what he/she claimed to be, but knew that if he/she started being himself/herself, nobody would want to be around him/her, and nobody would want him/her around (except possibly other like minded posers).
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
Get the Poser mug.Somebody that tries to discourage people from seeing every negative thing that could happen down the road somewhere and focus on the positive is someone that doesn't want you to see or know their true intentions. Never trust someone that pushes people to be overly optimistic about something that nobody has a good reason to be optimistic about.
Why should people trust someone that tells them to be optimistic as long they have gotten a vaccine, worn a mask, or done everything else they've been ordered to do in the past year? Things aren't going to get better, but that sounds good, so it keeps most people in line with their agenda.
by The Original Agahnim September 03, 2021
Get the Optimistic mug.Shit that people swam in unharmed and unbothered, without getting sick. Shit that it is still possible to step in unharmed and unbothered without getting sick if it ends up in the shower. Nobody wants shit in their shower, especially not other people's shit, but it won't kill you any more than yours will kill them.
The online article says that most large cities with decaying sewer systems are mostly black or latino to emphasize their narrative about white flight when actually the demographics are about as close to equal as they've ever been in New York or Chicago, about a third of each city is white, a third black, and a third latino, give or take (the rest being Asian or pacific islander, and a few indians that are left), so unless someone is desperate to try and counter that people from all groups are equally represented and throw the balance off by throwing blacks and latinos together (to pit them against whites and manipulate/play all sides with the misinformation) then either life is unfair/unjust/dangerous for everybody and raw sewage can end up in your home no matter what you look like, or every side is getting exactly what they deserve and you wonder why anyone has a complaint about it. Perhaps there is no right answer, perhaps people are meant to try and question things rather than answer them.
by The Original Agahnim December 03, 2021
Get the raw sewage mug.Everybody on the school bus was nice to the girl next door because she had big jugs by middle school. Everybody except for the one faggot next door.
That guy would be a fuckin faggot even if he didn't go to trial for it, he's the one that didn't compliment her on her tits because he was too busy thinking about dicks to notice. Everybody knew he was always different, like Rudoplh the red nosed reindeer.
by The Original Agahnim October 17, 2021
Get the Different mug.If you're the Phoenix Suns, and you know the leader of the Milwaukee Bucks holds nothing about Milwaukee sacred, you know there is a way to cut the head off the snake.
by The Original Agahnim July 19, 2021
Get the Phoenix Suns mug.Bach von Hitler would root against a team every week only to be the one trying to dictate to them what they needed to change or improve on the next week, and how to do their jobs.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Get the Change mug.A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
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