Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Census announcer
Someone that talks about census results or something most people besides lawmakers don't pay much attention to in a mix of boxing, baseball, and horse racing terms. Soon they will have the Mexican sports announcers making this stuff sound exciting and interesting if too many people start to do it, and part of hell will break loose, which is concerning.
The city came out of the gate swinging on their census results and didn't quit until the census bureau was hesitant to send more investigators, since they kept getting beaten by residents. The census bureau got knocked out by the numbers, and the census announcer was there to keep everyone covered.
Census announcer by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Guitar villain
A game for people that didn't want to be the guitar hero when they grew up and thought guitar hero had too many rules.
Guitar villain is a game where people that play guitar hero and want change or other options don't feel excluded, unwelcome, or outcast.
Guitar villain by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Doubt
The hater questioned her intentions because he/she had doubt about the sincerity of his/her actions and heart.
Doubt by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Unworthy
Unworthy by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Jim Jones
A cult leader that encouraged people to report on each other, kind of like Hitler. He also wanted to create a congregation where everyone (all walks of life and backgrounds) was welcome, which sounds good in a pretentious way, though reality is never quite the utopia it seems to be in someone's imagination.
The bubbly girl's behavior was becoming more and more like that of Jim Jones, where nobody could question (or stand up to) her without getting arrested for being a hater, but meanwhile she could laugh at everyone else and live by double standards of her own while teasing everybody else about theirs when nobody was watching, and that was fine. Everybody else's authoritie could be questioned but hers.
Jim Jones by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Jim Jones
A cult leader that encouraged people to report on each other, kind of like Hitler. He also made a congregation where everyone (of all backgrounds/walks of life) was welcome, and seemed like a wonderful person to some of the people he manipulated.
The bubbly girl's behavior was becoming a lot like that of Jim Jones, to where nobody could question her actions (or authoritie). Everyone that did so was a hater that needed to be arrested or punished somehow.
Jim Jones by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
False optimist
People that are realistic about life might not make good liars either, but at least they don't put up a paper thin facade of being optimists where there is no good reason to be optimistic about something or someone.
A false optimist is the most negative kind of person around beneath the surface, but what's on the surface is everything to someone like that. What they have to show others for something is everything, even though it's phony.
False optimist by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021