The Original Agahnim's definitions
If the captain of a ship isn't willing to throw somebody drilling holes in it when nobody is looking overboard nobody is going to be willing. So how much more drilling, conspiring, or jumping ship should everyone else continue to tolerate before waking up?
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
Get the Holesmug. Girl's supporters- Which one of your monsters would you like us to run off from your closet? We would do anything for you.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
Get the Monstersmug. The scapegoat wasn't always going to be around to go to jail for the real criminals. It doesn't have to be 25 to life for it to still cost somebody time they could be doing something else.
by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021
Get the Scapegoatmug. People often already know the source of misinformation, where it's coming from. Usually the same people claiming to fight it and reveal the source of it are the ones trying to defer suspicion from themselves and what they are doing to somewhere else, to make it look like it's coming from somewhere or someone else.
Misinformation is false by nature, which is why people don't need explained to them what is true and what is false. They can determine that for themselves.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
Get the Misinformationmug. Someone that claims to be strong or strong-willed but is desperate to weaken others around them to try and walk all over them isn't a strong person at all.
Claiming to be strong or strong-willed when all you do is try to humiliate, disrupt, weaken, try to cause others to spiral downward go crazy is fake strength, it isn't strength. It is spreading weakness like wildfire and people can tell the wildfire to go fuck itself.
by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021
Get the Fakemug. The kind of people that will ride up behind you on a motorcycle and stab you in the back with a sword if you're too busy watching a quiet one to notice one of them coming.
So you watch your quiet rogue minding his business over there, meanwhile I'll be watching these noisy ones on motorcycles with their swords and knives out. This guy Sato is dragging his sword on the ground sending sparks everywhere, and as interesting as the quiet one might be, it looks like Sato is going to decapitate somebody in about 2 seconds. When was the last time you saw a guy get decapitated? You see quiet ones minding their business all the time, what is there to watch?
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
Get the Noisy onesmug. You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021
Get the Sheep fuckermug.