Definitions by The Nitwitz

headspinner 

Male having a bald spot, presumably identifying him as victim of the "break-dancing" craze in the early 80's.

See that black dude with the bald spot overthere ? Total headspinner.

headspinner by The Nitwitz January 25, 2004

Crispin Glover 

Breaking the magic shell by slapping one's penis on a girl's forehead.

"I gave her a nasty Crispin Glover"

Crispin Glover by The Nitwitz January 23, 2004

Chicken Feeder

When you're pummeling a girl doggy style, grab both of her wrists behind her back and pull her arms up, thus pushing her face in the pillow numerous times.

Repeat at will.

"I didn't like her face so it was time for the Chicken Feeder"

Chicken Feeder by The Nitwitz January 4, 2004

Magic Shell 

A thin layer of chocolate on ice cream that will freeze up when it comes in contact with air.

Hence, fecal matter residue found on one's penis after anal sex.

"Dude, when I pulled out.. bitch gave me the Magic shell !"

Magic Shell by The Nitwitz January 4, 2004