Definitions by The New York hillbilly

Basic blonde hoe 

Honestly the worst kind of bitch to ever exist. They are disgusting, overly narcissistic, ignorant, selfish pieces of trash who think it’s a flex to have a body count over 20 at the raw age of 17 and those are considered “rookie numbers” they often have an attitude towards everyone who isn’t their dedicated fuckboys or female “besties” and think walking around wearing light Grey and off-white Jordan 1s while slugging around an extra large iced coffee is there way of showing off to their “opposers” who are really just their ex boyfriends from elementary school who still stalk her instagram page daily just to continuously call her a bitch and other obscenities in front of his laptop screen like she can hear him somehow. These girls are usually ugly asf or mid and think they are the hottest creature in gods creation. They are walking stds. They are walking burst condoms. They are the absolute scum of the female race.

I would date anyone right now, but never one of those basic blonde hoes

I would agree, most men would have to agree maybe not boys but true men only.

Basic blonde hoe by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023

Curly haired blonde 

A majority of these girls are a pathetic waste of time and money. Their personality is weird and overly feminine, they often have multiple dates lined up every week because they are unemployed and mooch off random guys they meet online for dinner money or even a free ride to and from their house only to pay them back with free head. They are great manipulators and have been known in my area as the type of girl to just leave alone and avoid. Also did I mention how stupid they are. 75 percent of them didn’t make it past 11th grade. And have a chronic addiction and to Harry styles, Dunkin’ Donuts and flavored air sticks.

Omg Becky your so dumb how did you not know frogs live in lakes

I don’t know Cassandra sometimes I have a blonde moment here and there

Yeah Becky at least you’re not actually a curly haired blonde, though.

Curly haired blonde by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023

Trap 

A place of residence typically housing low income families and people on welfare. In upstate New York these places are commonly found in more suburban or town areas with a higher population density than the surrounding countryside.

Ayo John you get to see lil shorty yesterday?

Yeah but she didn’t have enough money for gas so I had to pick her ass up. She lives over at that trap house on broadway

Trap by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023

A Cinco de mayo 

An upstate New York term used mainly by Hispanic thug boys or frats to describe a female as being mid or just average quality in looks.

Male 1: Ayo Pablo you see that shorty over there?

Make 2: Yeah homie she a cinco de mayo if I ever saw one

Male 1: you right homes she a middie

A Cinco de mayo by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023