What to do in nys (not nyc) written by a local resident and travel guide. Nothing, get high, get laid, shut up and enjoy over 1 million restrictions and laws that allow you to do nothing. Party all day and waste all the little money you get working three jobs. FUCK DEM KIDS. You didn’t want them anyways, and now you’re paying over 3000 dollars every 6 months to keep you’re cranky menopausal ex wife quiet while you finance over 60 thousand dollars for a new Ram 1500 crew cab with a long bed that you’ll never use for what it’s made for and drive 50 miles per hour in the fast lane because you’re so damn drunk and high that you can barely stand without breaking a knee cap. It’s nys after all enjoy the scenic views that only last 3 weeks and get ready to pay too much for heating and oil for 6 months. The hawks nest highway catskill mountains. Niagara Falls, and the beautiful lake George resort are my favorites.
by The New York hillbilly June 18, 2023
Get the What to do in nys mug.A non-elegant phrase used to describe or convey a material item or food as being low quality or lacking in quality. Especially in rural New York State.
Hey yo did you see my new car?
Nah man that things a crack pot
Well what did you think of my burgers I made
Shit was awful and raw. Might as well call em crackpot burgers or something else
Nah man that things a crack pot
Well what did you think of my burgers I made
Shit was awful and raw. Might as well call em crackpot burgers or something else
by The New York hillbilly May 16, 2023
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by The New York hillbilly May 17, 2023
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Ayo John you get to see lil shorty yesterday?
Yeah but she didn’t have enough money for gas so I had to pick her ass up. She lives over at that trap house on broadway
Yeah but she didn’t have enough money for gas so I had to pick her ass up. She lives over at that trap house on broadway
by The New York hillbilly February 02, 2023
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