1 definition by The Music Critic
Don't worry, it will hopefully explode taking these people with it (notice how I don't say Musicians but instead people)- I call this the SHITLIST.
Everyone working in the Music Industry
Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Usher, T-Pain, BrokenCyde, Jonas Brothers, 30h!3, All American Rejects, Green Day, Kanye West, Miley Cyrus, Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Drake, Beyoance, Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Katy Perry. Basically everything on the Mainstream Radio considered "music" and "talent".
Oh, and lets have Nu Metal/Post Grunge/ and Alt. Metal in that giant cluster fuck. Maybe some Deathcore/Metalcore bands that are professsionals at wanking there guitars and being "br00tal?" Yeah, Breakdowns in every song is original, while every other Deathcore/Metalcore band is doing it too.
Eventually Deathcore/Metalcore will die out like Grunge did (Grunge was awesome) because everyone will be trying to jump on the bandwagon to become famous. (This goes out to all guitar wankers)Wanking your guitars, playing open strings, and drop tuning does not make you BRUTAL, talent is based on your playing, not how BR00t4l/loud you are. Only thing talented in the Deathcore/Metalcore is the drums and some Screamers.
*this goes out to mainstream radio*Using Autotune, saying shawty, having people write your songs, walking around half naked for horny teenage dudes does not make you talented, it makes you a slut. So all I can say now is FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.
Everyone working in the Music Industry
Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Usher, T-Pain, BrokenCyde, Jonas Brothers, 30h!3, All American Rejects, Green Day, Kanye West, Miley Cyrus, Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Drake, Beyoance, Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Katy Perry. Basically everything on the Mainstream Radio considered "music" and "talent".
Oh, and lets have Nu Metal/Post Grunge/ and Alt. Metal in that giant cluster fuck. Maybe some Deathcore/Metalcore bands that are professsionals at wanking there guitars and being "br00tal?" Yeah, Breakdowns in every song is original, while every other Deathcore/Metalcore band is doing it too.
Eventually Deathcore/Metalcore will die out like Grunge did (Grunge was awesome) because everyone will be trying to jump on the bandwagon to become famous. (This goes out to all guitar wankers)Wanking your guitars, playing open strings, and drop tuning does not make you BRUTAL, talent is based on your playing, not how BR00t4l/loud you are. Only thing talented in the Deathcore/Metalcore is the drums and some Screamers.
*this goes out to mainstream radio*Using Autotune, saying shawty, having people write your songs, walking around half naked for horny teenage dudes does not make you talented, it makes you a slut. So all I can say now is FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.
Girl: Hey Justin Bieber is Talented look at his Youtube Videos!
Dude: Thats because girls like you go on his videos to finger themselves and because real musicians and actual human beings know he is turning you into a daft idiot. Also because we have this fetish to insult him by calling him a faggot. We still don't know how he got into The Music Industry, oh wait. Thats because his appearance appeals to teeny boppers.
Scene Girl: OMG OLI SYKES YERR SEEEW HOT!!! OMFG! YER TEHHHH BEZZZZT!!!
Dude: Seriously? Listen to some real Deathcore/Metalcore Music... The Faceless, and Between the Buried and Me.
Society is so dumbed down by Sex that the movie Idiocracy will probably more than likely come true.
Dude: Thats because girls like you go on his videos to finger themselves and because real musicians and actual human beings know he is turning you into a daft idiot. Also because we have this fetish to insult him by calling him a faggot. We still don't know how he got into The Music Industry, oh wait. Thats because his appearance appeals to teeny boppers.
Scene Girl: OMG OLI SYKES YERR SEEEW HOT!!! OMFG! YER TEHHHH BEZZZZT!!!
Dude: Seriously? Listen to some real Deathcore/Metalcore Music... The Faceless, and Between the Buried and Me.
Society is so dumbed down by Sex that the movie Idiocracy will probably more than likely come true.
by The Music Critic August 13, 2010