Definitions by The MrEcted One

Assberg 

A large clump of feces on your toilet paper when your wipe prematurely.

Man, I just wiped my ass and I had a HUGE assberg!

Assberg by The MrEcted One April 27, 2006

coors light 

A highly overrated beer that was born in the great state of Colorado. If you were to drink real beer (St Bernardus Abt 12, Rochefort, Peche Mortel, Yeti, Old Ruffian, Arrogant Bastard, Hop Henge, Dreadnaught IPA...etc) and then take a piss into glass (1/4 full) then fill the rest up with carbonated water -you would have a beer that tastes like Coors Light (albeit a bit better).

Johnny drinks Coors Light because he can't handle beer that tastes like...well...beer!

coors light by The MrEcted One April 27, 2006