The Morbid One's definitions

Brown- Eye

To have anal sex with someone (usually associated with women)

Yo dog! I gots me summa dat brown-eye last night!

by The Morbid One April 27, 2006

Footballbat

An as of yet non-existant sporting-goods object used as a slang adjective to describe the level of Gayness that a Homosexual exhibits in public.

Dude! That Guy was Queer as a footballbat!

by The Morbid One December 23, 2002