Definitions by The Moistologist

Rusty flail 

A rusty flail is when a girl shits on your dick and you smack her in the face with it.

"Sarah made sure she had plenty of fiber in her diet so that I could give her the best rusty flail of her life."

Rusty flail by The Moistologist April 16, 2017

Moistology 

The study of all things moist.

"In order to make the most perfect cake, you need to study moistology for 4 years."

Moistology by The Moistologist March 30, 2017

Moistologist 

A moistologist is a person(s) who studies and observes moistology.

"I have studied 6 years in order to become a professional moistologist."

Moistologist by The Moistologist March 30, 2017