The Moistologist's definitions

Moistologist

A moistologist is a person(s) who studies and observes moistology.

"I have studied 6 years in order to become a professional moistologist."

by The Moistologist March 30, 2017

Moistology

The study of all things moist.

"In order to make the most perfect cake, you need to study moistology for 4 years."

by The Moistologist March 30, 2017

Rusty flail

A rusty flail is when a girl shits on your dick and you smack her in the face with it.

"Sarah made sure she had plenty of fiber in her diet so that I could give her the best rusty flail of her life."

by The Moistologist April 16, 2017