Definitions by The Mighy Gazelle

Boston Slutmonkey 

The act of inserting one's nose into an available vagina, blowing it, and then sucking out the discharged mucus.

My father always told me that the his greatest accomplishment was performing a Boston Slutmonkey on my mother on a beach in broad daylight.

Boston Slutmonkey by The Mighy Gazelle February 21, 2009