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zoomer

(v.) When a man hangs penis out of his fly, gets an erection, and runs up and shanks a girl, ass rapes her, and runs away before being seen.
I gave Susie the zoomer last week, and she still doesn't know it was me
by The Merchant November 18, 2007
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