The Maxibator's definitions

Lording the Ring

(V.) The act of sticking your finger into any kind of hole preferably in front of an evil wizard.

Elijah Wood enjoys lording the ring, especially if it involves hunky elves.

by The Maxibator May 5, 2010

Brownie Burrito

The act of laying down a layer of toilet paper on top of the water inside a toilet, and then unloading a steamer so as to keep the poop dry. When finished, roll up the toilet paper in the shape of a burrito and enjoy! Your Brownie Burrito is complete!

The Brownie Burrito Jimmy created weighed 5 pounds. It was then sold to a local Taco Bell.

by The Maxibator April 28, 2010