The Man-Hammer's definitions

Man-Hatchet

A penis of significant length and girth so as to allow the wielder to swing it like a hatchet. Commonly used as a show of dominance over a sexual conquest, or to humiliate a downed opponent after battle.

If bro wants smoke I'll hammer him in the face with my man-hatchet.

by The Man-Hammer November 9, 2021