Definitions by The Lorax

Wood 

A god damn tree

Person 1: Look it is wood
Person 2: Well of course it is

Wood by The Lorax October 7, 2018

fischlerage 

The act of taking excessive 'personal' days off from work.

What's up with all this fischlerage -- you must be partying like crazy!

fischlerage by The Lorax August 29, 2007