The Lone Boner's definitions

Meat Clap

When a male steps out of the shower and his meat claps against his leg.

"Nolan Fillet told me a really stupid story about meat clapping.
I then later tried it for myself and IT WORKS!!!"

"I swear i could just stand here and clap my meat up and down all day long."

by The Lone Boner September 1, 2009