The Living Human Dildo's definitions

Ashleigh

Ashleigh is a seemly, good-looking girl until you realize she is dumb and will give about anyone a blowjob for 1$.

"Dude! You're dating Ashleigh? I didn't know you were that desperate!"

by The Living Human Dildo February 19, 2015

British People

Inhumanly nice, tea-loving shits, who inhabit the small, country that no one knows the actual name of courtesy of British people calling it nicknames that "Everyone" loves, of

The United Kingdom.

British people are mostly known for drinking gallons of tea a day. No wonder the Boston tea party happened.
Their most stereotypical phrase is "Its Tea Time!"

"British people suck America is so much better"

by The Living Human Dildo February 19, 2015