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No one truly knows the origin of, "Vaginal Riptide" but there has been one account of the word being used.

The story goes, that a couple years ago a drunk man at a Massachusetts house party before leaving whispered in someones ear saying, "Vaginal Riptide, think about it," and from that day forward that person has been searching for the meaning.

Some say the meaning is, "When a male ejaculates so much that he creates a current through the women's vagina lips giving a rush of pleasure." but that definition is still not 100% factual. What is "Vaginal Riptide"? Think about it.....
N/A but by the definition given;
(Conclusion to heated sex) "Oh babe! I'm going to vaginal riptide through you."
by The LIbrarian December 3, 2014
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To fall unconscious whilst in the midst of penetration and then awaken later with no recollection of the event.
benson:did you hear about giles?
finley:oh no, he didnt pull another porteous did he? crikey!
by The LIbrarian November 8, 2006
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