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Definitions by The Koala Catcher

TENUISTURPICULUSPECTORAPHOBIA 

< Origin latin., tenuis meaning flat, turpiculus meaning ugly, pectora meaning breasts>

A persistent, irrational fear of floppy, sagging tits; or a situation in which floppy, sagging tits may occur which leads to a compelling desire to avoid it.
"I need your help doctor, because of my TENUISTURPICULUSPECTORAPHOBIA I'm now on my sixth wife."

glass trumpet 

When one person validates another's virgin anus with some foreign object, such as a glass bottle, baseball bat or a set of num-chucks. Due to the fragility of the virgin ass, glass is used to repesent it's delicate nature.
Chuck Norris gives the world a glass trumpet on a daily basis.