Definitions by The King Shit

Lambast Hazard 

a terrible haircut

Hey man, your haircut looks like a Lambast Hazard! Are you five?

Lambast Hazard by The king shit May 6, 2013

King poop 

The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.

Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.

*a few hours later*

Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.

King poop by The King Shit February 18, 2012