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Definitions by The Juggernaught Bitch

Chalpacanardis 

The combination of Chuck Norris,LARD, and Alpaca's. So close to being an amazing figure but Trogdor and Raptor Jesus falcon pawnched him into Oblivion
"Oi it's a chal..what's that noise? " FALCON PAWNCH -chalpacanardis launches at cody and crits him for over 9000."