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verb: A pizza slice steal consisting of very scorpion-like characteristics and mannerisms.
'That motherfucker just scorpion pizza'd my ass!!'
by The Jesster October 27, 2007

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a piercing but uncomfortable stare directly into the eyes usually accompanied by a slightly perked eyebrow (usually done by homosexuals)
Yo Mike, um that dude just totally homo-eyed you..
by The Jesster December 01, 2007

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an intensely gay sit/kneel consisting of a piercing 'homo-eye' and quite frequently, a silly bum shift to the left.
Haha! Check out that Mike guy's cock'doud gaynee!
by The Jesster December 01, 2007

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