The Jenkem King's definitions

fhit

If a shart is more fart than shit, then a fhit is more shit than fart.

"Les ate a pound of hummus and some taco bell....later that evening he got a stomach flu, lost control of his bowels and fhit himself. His girlfriend Leslie was not happy that she had to clean it up."

by The Jenkem King March 31, 2009

Indoor Skiing

Doing some coke indoors.

Josh, Les, and I bought two 8 balls and spent the night indoor skiing with some strippers until we ran out. Luckily, Les had some more blow stashed away.

by The Jenkem King April 8, 2008

Indoor Skiing

Doing some coke indoors.

Josh, Les, and I bought two 8 balls and spent the night indoor skiing with some strippers until we ran out. Luckily, Les had some more blow stashed away.

by The Jenkem King April 7, 2008