Definitions by The Jarvmeister

PPTV 

Stands for "Poor People Television", referring to the most basic, cheapest form of television available (aka standard terrestrial).

We don't have Sky TV, we've only got PPTV.

PPTV by The Jarvmeister October 25, 2012

to pull a Maleficent 

to gatecrash a party or an event in a spiteful manner, named after the evil fairy (also named Maleficent) in "Sleeping Beauty"

"I'm worried my ex is going to pull a Maleficent and ruin the party."

to pull a Maleficent by The Jarvmeister September 19, 2009

Oh, the ninny of it 

exclamation, a jokingly twee way of expressing annoyance

Oh, the ninny of it all! Now I've got to start all over again!

Oh, the ninny of it by The Jarvmeister September 19, 2009