Definitions by The International Meatpickle

dick dartboard

One who’s holes are so used, the dick just falls out.

She’s the oldest dick dartboard in the bar. You keep throwing at it, but the dick just falls out.

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When thumb a girls ass like you really need a lift to two states away

When she met me for the date, she had no idea I was an angry hitchhiker

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