The act of failing to climax during masturbation due to the fact that you are also trying to shit. Does not happen to all people, as for some, shitting makes it easier for cum to be released.
"I was experiencing some major constipaculation last night"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"
by The Insult Man October 17, 2021
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