Definitions by The INTJ next door

Ali 

The guy is usually an ISTP, he has a very dark humor and considered by many as one of the biggest threats to humanity and mankind. He could wreck your whole relationship with a snap of his fingers, just like that *snap*. His friends would also describe him as "deadly" and stupid" which is a very bad combination for a living being. But he's still a good friend nonetheless.

Friend: Hey Ali, I need a relationship advice.
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a sensor...

Ali by The INTJ next door May 17, 2018

Ali 

A ridiculous type of person, usually ISTP. Has a very dark sense of humor and could wreck your relationship with a snap of his fingers, just like that *snap*. He is one the worst threat to humanity and mankind, some scientists even consider him equal to overpopulation or climate change. That to say, he's bad, really bad. But an enjoyable fella nonetheless.

AS

Friend: Yo, man I want a relationship advice !
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.

Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a Sensor...

Ali by The INTJ next door May 17, 2018