The Hoboken Guido's definitions

dildomites

Tiny little bugs that thrive on the filthy unwashed dildos of homeless tweakers (men or women).

You see all those dildomites on Amy's dildo? #nowwhatchagonedowithit

by The Hoboken Guido January 27, 2016

Dib & Dab

To be involved in a little bit of everything that is going on around you.

Also related: Dibble & Dabble

Vinny: "Ey, yo Jimmy, what you been up to?"
Jimmy: "Yo Vinny, you know, I just Dib & Dab here and there."

by The Hoboken Guido December 7, 2011