Definitions by The Historian

stunchucks 

A combination of a taser and nunchucks, an extremely intimidating weapon. Originated in fourth century China.

I was about to fight Ralph but he pulled out some stunchucks and I almost peed myself.

stunchucks by The historian February 15, 2014

Qubes

Living in the corporate gopher farms of the world these creatures live. Reaching an average height of 2.5 inches they live with a single purpose. There only mission is to keep any one company from gaining all the power. It is their purpose in being, to see that one business doesn’t move to far ahead of the others. See Business Gremlin.

You are not alone in your cubicle. In the quiet recesses, behind your file cabinet or monitor, there live the Qubes.

Qubes by The Historian January 24, 2005