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Definitions by The Hern

WOL (Wondering Out Loud) - A spontaneous thought pop-up that you can’t keep to yourself—ideal for those moments when your mind’s analyzing KPIs but suddenly veers into “what if” territory. Often leads to big ideas or random musings about why water coolers never seem to be refilled. In private equity, a good WOL can spark game-changing strategies…or just leave everyone scratching their heads.
Sach: “Just WOL, what if we consolidate all coffee breaks for a 10% productivity gain?”
Hern: “Love the thinking, but some ideas are best kept on mute!”
WOL by The Hern November 14, 2024

Sniffed Up 

When your partner won't let you go because he or she is sniffing you nonstop.
I wanna go out tonight...but I'm getting sniffed up!
Sniffed Up by The Hern November 24, 2021

crunchy roll 

A crunchy roll is when you leave a jizzy cum soaked towel or tissue on the floor, to dry up and harden, for someone else (room service, a friend, etc) to pick up and discover!
After he came on her butt, he cleaned it up with a towel and left a crunchy roll on the floor for room service to pick up!
crunchy roll by The Hern May 11, 2018