The Hairy Chicken Monster's definitions

Hypnoturd

A spiral shaped turd.

The Hypnoturd has a mesmerizing effect
if one dares to look at it.

Ohhh, SNAP! I looked at a freakin'
Hypnoturd and now I'm stupefied.

by The Hairy Chicken Monster February 2, 2005

Ouchiewatamie

An ouchie to the 10th power. It's
actually similar to the kind of
ouchies that "The Flesh" encounters
on Action League Now.

I just had my BALLS waxed!!!

Ouchiewatamie!!! OH SNAP!

by The Hairy Chicken Monster January 14, 2005