The Hairy Chicken Monster's definitions

Ouchiewatamie

An ouchie to the 10th power. It's
actually similar to the kind of
ouchies that "The Flesh" encounters
on Action League Now.

I just had my BALLS waxed!!!

Ouchiewatamie!!! OH SNAP!

by The Hairy Chicken Monster January 14, 2005

Hypnoturd

A spiral shaped turd.

The Hypnoturd has a mesmerizing effect
if one dares to look at it.

Ohhh, SNAP! I looked at a freakin'
Hypnoturd and now I'm stupefied.

by The Hairy Chicken Monster February 2, 2005