The H0bbit's definitions
1.A person who can’t spell to save their life, waddles like a confused penguin, micromanages everyone while doing nothing, and blames the entire universe for their own mistakes.
2.A horrible boss who thinks they’re a “natural leader” but really just holds meetings about meetings and mispronounces common words with confidence.
2.A horrible boss who thinks they’re a “natural leader” but really just holds meetings about meetings and mispronounces common words with confidence.
(Example of Definition)
“Bro, my manager just emailed the whole team to ‘keep up the sarvice quality.’”
“Sounds like you’re getting Sarved, man.”
"She's Sarving so hard today"
“Bro, my manager just emailed the whole team to ‘keep up the sarvice quality.’”
“Sounds like you’re getting Sarved, man.”
"She's Sarving so hard today"
by The H0bbit October 9, 2025
Get the Sarvingmug. When a boss or person in charge struts around acting superior while taking zero accountability for their own mistakes - usually coupled with the inability to spell even the simplest words. A Sarving individual believes confidence equals competence, even when the evidence (and Grammar) says otherwise.
"Did you see Janet blame the intern again for her own mistake? Total Sarving behavior"
"My boss tried to correct my spelling of 'Definitely' - she wrote 'Defanantly" she's sraving real hard today"
"My boss tried to correct my spelling of 'Definitely' - she wrote 'Defanantly" she's sraving real hard today"
by The H0bbit October 9, 2025
Get the Sarvingmug.